Tagged.

I don’t know what a “meme” is, but I haven’t had much to write about lately. So okay. Credits: Michelle and Whoever Started It.

Objective: Choose at least 5 occupations from the list below and complete the sentence. If you have job descriptions to add to the list, by all means, do so in a leaning fashion.

And like a chain letter, I’ll send (or “tag”) 3 other people with this and give credit to which credit is do (see above).

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be a service member
If I could be a photographer
If I could be a philanthropist
If I could be a rap artist
If I could be a child actor
If I could be a secret agent
If I could be a comedian/comedienne
If I could be a priest
If I could be a radio announcer
If I could be a phlebotomist
If I could be a pet store owner
If I could be a computer programmer
If I could be a police officer
If I could be a politician
If I could be a mom
If I could be an underwater basket weaver
If I could be a reality tv host
If I could be a forensic pathologist
If I could be a key grip on the next Star Wars film
If I could be a fairy god parent
If I could be a cast member on ?Smallville?
If I could be an Airbus pilot
If I could be U2’s equipment manager
If I could be a rock star
If I could be a skunk catcher
If I could be a reality TV star
If I could be a ballerina
If I could be an astronaut
If I could be a professional blogger
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a father
If I could be a professional researcher
If I could be a hobo
If I could be a beer tester
If I could be an Olympic volleyball player
If I could be a film director
If I could be a plastic surgeon

If I could be an athlete, I would train in gymnastics and set my eyes on the 2008 Summer Olympics.

If I could be a writer, I’d already be one, but hopefully, I’d be getting paid for it.

If I could be a lawyer, I’d sue the Evil Slumlord for all he’s got and get that apartment back. (I mentioned him, but I think you’ll forgive me.)

If I could be a mom, I’d dress my kids in clothes from MyPunkBaby.com and when they spilt juice on the carpet, I’d say “That’s okay, sweetie. The carpet needs more color anyway.”

If I could be a fairy god parent, I’d turn everyone’s car into a pumpkin carriage because that’d be the only spell I know.

Leah! Ryan! Seth! Go!

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