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Vote Me for Mayer

I was watching him being interviewed by Barbara Walters a few weeks back. He was so adorable, I just want you to date him. – Mom on John Mayer

You are like, the female version of John Mayer. – Amy, my roommate

Just have John Mayer’s babies, already. Don’t marry him. Just have his babies. – John Jetchick, of the Jets variety